Thursday, October 29, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
I AM THE FUCKING OUTBREAK MONKEY!
Wiggle your worm and make it funky.
Pound your scotch
and check your watch
It's time for Username
to post something inane.
Hey, that rhymes!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Bitter angry tears of regret
at this one man banquet.
Sampled and tossed made to feel like refuse
I lost my love
I lost my muse
Heartbroken and shoes untied
filled with lies
Promises of things to come
my soul undone.
Life stays the same
I should have been prepared
for these coming stages.
Laying on the bed i wonder
of what I could have done
The loss of love and what comes with it
tears and pain
I guess befit
The man I am and always will know
Monday, May 19, 2008
8:33PM - Sonnet for noone~
By Boo ~
Do I trip, or stumble or lose my breath.
Sanctified in my mind this happiness.
Traveling together not end at death.
Hand in hand in a dream feel my caress.
Sun and storms will oft intersperse our life.
To be taken up on an ocean deep.
Beset by waves of emotion and strife.
Yet washed away complete by simple sleep.
Time together with you is time replete.
Turn dark to light in a head of turmoil.
Touched through and fully scored deep and complete.
Permeating core nothing to assoil.
Set adrift and left to grow and flower.
You give me your all, fill me with power.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
11:42PM - lala
HELLO LA LA! Been a long time!
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Squeaky Gates and a Picket Fence ~ By Boo
The day ends and with it comes a smile. The smile that comes with the
knowledge that in time the creak of a well worn hinge will greet your
ears followed by the sound of a key sliding smoothly into a lock. The
door opens silently and you place your things down with a rustle and a
jingle of keys. From nearby you notice the sizzle and smells of dinner.
Walking into the kitchen, cats nestle around your ankles happy to have
you home. You lean over and scratch the kitties behind the ears and the
nuzzle you even harder.
A click and clank grabs your attention. It's the sound of the stove
being turned off a lid being put on a hot pot.
You look up and a man in standing in front of you. His face glowing
from the many years of smiling and joy you have brought him. His hand is
outstretched and he beckons for you.
You step forward and he comes to meet you in embrace. You can feel his
heart beating hard against his chest as yours melds with his. It's been
a decade, but you are used to this because it's the same everyday. He
loves you now like the first day your bodies united at one and the
thousands of times in between.
Without a word he turns slowly and pulls you gently along behind him
and to the bedroom. Taking you in his arms again he lays you softly down
on the bed and envelopes you. Your clothes are long since gone, but the
rapture of the moment has you wondering when they came off.
His love for you is strong and you can feel it. It's palpable.
He loves you and you know it.
Friday, December 8, 2006
BUT A WISH ~
hold back the dark
for it creeps in and holds me at bay
saps my will
and scares me
plagues each waking moment
keeps me secluded and wary
make the umbra step back
assault the bonds and break them
refresh my reserves
pacify the night
make me feel safe
hope to do the same for ye
and drive the light home
be behind the smiles that cross your face
be part of your waking thoughts
and bring to you
May the day be graced by your presence as I am by the mere thought of
Friday, November 17, 2006
So I really hate people who play online games and feel the need to cheat. I made this flash movie here about some fucker who is a blatant user of a program called Macro Quest (used for warping about zones, killing monsters, stealing from other people etc.)
P.S. Unf unf.
6:03PM - That which is Username~
I am Username. I don't make layouts. I am comprised primarily of cheese and sheepskin condoms, with just a touch of bacon. I don't write here much, because I forget a lot. (Cheese and condoms, especially the sheepskin variety are not known for their ability to retain information.) If not for the bacon, I'm reasonably sure I would forget I exist.
One day I will remember to type those random thoughts here on a regular basis. Till then... call me sporadic at best.
Thursday, November 2, 2006
1:54AM - My pants are on FIRE!
They smell of smoke and bacon is strong.
Friday, March 4, 2005
1:11PM - Thirty Fiver
A poem to commemerate a very fun 45 min in an mmorpg.
Laying on the beach one night
flailing my willy out of spite
and pounding sand with all might might
I came upon a thought... not... right...
Why not make a train says me?!
I could probably gather two or three
friends to jump and yell with glee
and join the elite bourgeoisie
So stick in hand I drank a potion
standing right beside the ocean
showing the zone my fierce devotion
rubbin Masis with suntan lotion
You sir you madam come come and couple
with my merry train so supple
please oh please do not uncouple
oh look, now, we are quintuple!
The train she grew to sizes large
twas a free train...with no surcharge
a train containing no-one named Marge
You know who'd like that? Jordy Lafarge
And still it grew and became immense
containing only Huggers I did sense
it GREW~ and I spare no expense
this thing behind me should not condense
Then suddenly not two, not six
coming in from distant sticks
hooking up and did affix
then turn their eyes and were transfix
an explosion of Huggers did appear
HOLY SHIT some heard me cheer
this train was huge oh my oh dear
yet still i stayed and persevere
An explosion of people came to duck
not happened on us with just luck
my pleas of help some were struck
to come and help its size run amok
Golems, monks and Necros too
came to join a frog named Boo
who duties he did not eschew
takin up the roll of fool
When the call for Time did arrive
all those with me did shuck and jive
my train creation come alive
in numbers reaching thirty-five
Monday, February 21, 2005
8:46PM - Scratch~
Dark light streams in through shutters cracked
some presence lurks and breathes
it's breath is foul
its nails long
its teeth are sharp and green
It makes noises when it moves
it's jaws make clicking clacks
it's nails going scraaaaaaatch.
Across the bed it comes towards you
a huge and gnarly beast tis true
hair so long
with tangles tight
it wants to eat you up...
there's nothing you can do
Pulling the covers really tight
and wishing you had your mummy
it creaps over cross your legs
and reaches for your tummy
opens up its gaping maw and bites down as if to chew
Your heart begins to race,
but before you get the chance
the door to the room
and a bright light begins to dance
Like magic the beast is gone and in its place
sits your cuddly teddy bear named Boo
looking soft and snuggly
sitting happy, smiling there
and Daddy's at the light switch and he smiling down at you
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Key of Night ~ By Boo
The day was coming to an end
Sun setting noisily in the distance
birds adding their addendum to the waning light
with chirping in the key of "Night"
the day gave no resistance
From the door a creak was heard
a symphony with the squeak of the swing
then the patter of soft soled feet
the rustle of the leaves complete
as they went off dancing
Clinking cups of sweetness
drips of cold falling like rain
onto her outstretched arm they ran
minute rivulets of water swam
glinting softly as the days light wane
Taking drink she looked at his face
pursing lips she stare
drinking deeply of his eyes
seeing his truth, no buried lies
glass long forgotten... unaware
Her hand grasps his and pulls
his willingness to follow is blatant
he falls beside her enthralled and tense
entrapped willingly, touch making sense
his amour is strong, yet patient
Embraced fully they sit upon the swing
one being between them just
the light of the day has vanished
the feeling grows not banished
this essence built on trust
Yet still they sit and swing
gently gently tween the trees
inhaling together under the moon
his heart is taken, they swoon
enveloped by the breeze
Sunday, July 25, 2004
12:10AM - Kismet
Not something I believed in before...
and question now
and questioned then
and will question later
I feel like I have known the essence of this soul
in another place
in another time
in another world
I sense we knew each other long and well
shared a cab
Could be we brushed shoulders once
on a stair
on a plane
on a bus
I don't know the answer to this question, only what I feel
~ behold, I smile ~ Boo
Thursday, July 17, 2003
2) Oggle his well defined scrotum
3) Rub his genitals while doing #2
4) Hang with Mert while doing #2
5) Play with anything you can get your hands on... like Fez's scrotum
6) Make sculptures with stuff... like Fez's scrotum
7) Make snide remarks about stuff... like Fez's scrotum
8) If called upon to speak, spout the most assinine stuff you can think of.. FEZ HAS A HUGE NUT SACK!!!!
9) Do #3 some more and #8
10) Do #3 to the Mert
11) Write essay on the relative humidity of Fez's scrotum versus that of the Alaskan Field Grousse and have room for bibliography.
12) Get in some boxing speed bag training when his legs hang over the edge of the bed.
13) Spank yourself in the ass and say "Who's yer daddy?" over and over while he lays oblivious to your looming body standing above him legs straddling his limp form.
14) Grab his free pillow and beat him with it till he wakes up
15) Give him his glasses so he can see who it is beating him
16) Lay down next to him and hump his leg madly like some coked up ressus monkey.
17) repeat until he cries
18) Tell him you love him, and that you do it "because" you love him. This has the side affect of making him question why he likes you to begin with.
19) Take your 3 year old daughter and throw her at him while he sleeps.
20) Remind yourself that he REALLY likes when you do that.
LOVE THE FEZ, LOVE HIM TILL HE BLEEDS.. and not in the way that he likes.
Thursday, July 10, 2003
I think I am broken...
I know im lonely...
Am i supposed to be lonely?
I think god hates me...
I like like the ellipsis ... ... ... ... ... ... ... but use it incorrectly
I have no social life and i want one
I know im lonely...
I have tourette...
I think god hates me
Tourette, I do not like...
I like the ellipsis ... ... ... ... ...
I know a person I like...
Im scared to do anything about it
and I have tourette
I think god hates me
I really am a good person, gentle and kind
Tourette wont let me talk sometimes
I dont like tourette
but i do like the ellipsis... ... ... ... ... ...
I think god hates me
Im kind and loving, considerate, very shy
I have tourette
Im frightened to meet people
people dont generally like other people with tourette
even if they do like the ellipsis like me... ... ... ... ...
I think god hates me
Perhaps I'll get the courage up to ask her out
I only met her once, and tourette wouldnt let me talk to her
so lonely god... why do you hate me?
OH! OH! OH!
humana humana humana
unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
Monday, July 7, 2003
WOW... asshats abound
*hands out asshats>
Here is an asshat for you, and an asshat for you
*looks for a special asshat*
Here is YOUR special asshat.
*holds up a stack of extra asshats*
Have you been an asshat?
I have an asshat for you.
*hands out more asshats*
Notice that the asshats are a little big.
This is because you are an asshat, and I trust you to grow into it.
*Reaches out and pulls all the asshat's asshats down over their faces*
HA HA HA, look at the asshats... now you cant see.
*kicks all the asshats in the jimmy*
Oops, one doesnt have a jimmy.
*tapes a jimmy to the jimmyless asshat and proceeds to kick it*
I don't much care for asshats.
Head in hand...
Forced to table...
Loooooooong upward drawback...
Fast downward swing...
Hammer hits table...
Body attached to head that hand holds wets itself...